Skiing

One day me and my friend Patrick were at Big white. It was a nice day 12cm of new pow and we were going to shred it up.  After a couple runs we both decided that we wanted to learn a 720 quaked. We wanted to build the jump right beside his condo on a run called perfection. About 30 minutes into the jump we build it to be 4 and a half feet tall.  We decided to put a bit of a lip on the end of it so that we would get as much height as possible.  “I think that’s good enough” Patrick says as he looks at me.

       “Ya, I guess I’ll go first” I say as I trudge up the long steep icy slope with my heavy unconformable boots.  Finally I am at the top I click my boots into my skis and give a good hard push with my poles.  Down the hill I go in the crouch position, trying to gain as much speed as I can before I hit that terrifying beastly jump.  I see it coming. I get low, ready to engage. Suddenly I am air born, soaring through the endless ski. I slightly turn my body sideways and spin one full 360 trying to get the other but I can only get half.  I look down the snow is closer than I thought.  THIS IS GOING TO HURT I think.  I land….. on my skis I am alive, relief.  My back smashes into the tree behind me sending a chill across my whole body. I fall to the ground.      

      

Exploding Fish

      Jacob is 16years old and just got a new fishing rod for his birthday.  He is tempted to jump out his window and run to the lake to meet his buddys.  But instead he is stuck in his room grounded!

      Finally, he works up the courage to sneakout.  He is thinking about sneaking down stairs but there is the posibilty of  geting caught. Jacub looks out his window it is about an 8feet drop.  He jumps out.  Fishing rod in hand.  A little shacken up but he runs to the lake. When he gets there he does not see anyone, weird.  Jacub casts out his line, it takes 15min for him to get a bite.  Its a bigcone the thinks to himself.  Finaly he reels it in.  Jacub is holding is holding the fish in his hands it must weigh 20 pounds.  The fish starts getting hoter and hoter on till it explodes. Its fins slicing through his flese.  Scales cuting his throat.  Jacub is thrown against a nearbuy tree.  The impact snaps Jacubs neck.